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The trick is to find a friend.
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The trick is to find a friend. She should be a good friend. A good friend who, and this is important, can suck a mean dick.

She's gonna put her skills to work. This time, though, it's not on a dick. No. This time, she's going to wrap her expert lips around the botfly site and suck it out of your skin. She's gotta go slow, though. She knows this. Soft suction will be applied. Instinctively, she will use a tiny bit of tongue; you'll feel its hot wetness poking against your skin and pressing against the botfly. "Suck it," you'll whisper, your hand disappearing down the front of your pants.

And suck she will. The larva will birth itself into her perfect mouth, wriggling in the ecstasy of freedom. Having long-since ejaculated, you turn to her and whisper, "thank you," as she chews the larva and kisses you, snowballing its juice into your mouth. You love to taste yourself.

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