Found a fucking snake in the poop hole. I was done with my studying and I was ready to release the fattest shit of my life. I go to the toilet and take my pants down and was about to sit down to drop some Taylor Swift music but my eyes caught a drake's meat looking creature and I realise it is big black snake in the poop hole. I lift my pants back up got the fuck outta there. I swear I could sense what was bro's intentions, I could see it in it's eyes. Bro was about to get neaky with me, I was about to experience some hentai shit, he was about to take my virginity without my consent, like on some snake rape shit, like on some reverse bestiality shit. Y'all take my advice, always look all around in the toilet before sitting down. You never know, this drake's meat looking creature might be waiting for you to spread your cheeks.