I'm freaking heartbroken. :(

It was just meant to be a way to pass time. To share a hobby with my fiance. Welp.

I did the whole create a story thing, my results were ambitions, active and geek. Nice.

I went for the painting career. Selling paintings made me loaded! (I wish that's how easy it was irl but anyway) In time, I was able to just enjoy myself and not care that much about work anymore. I went out. Made friends. Got super fit. Learned how to cook like a pro. Joined the partihouse and partied hard! Met a few girls... eventually too many girls which caused loads of drama. I did different aspirations because pooping all the time sucks and I needed that sweet sweet steel blader.

Then it was time to move out of my broken apartment with rats and freaking goblins. I moved into a bigger, nicer house... but this house... was kinda empty. I threw a few gold parties in it... but it was still... empty.

It was time to calm down. To settle. Maybe have some kids. Build a nice house with a backyard. Maybe save some of that money. I did the bachelor side of the game, let me move to the family man endgame side of things.

It was time to make a choice. Who do I marry? After doing some thinking, it came down to two women, Zoe Patel and Katrina Caliente. Both were always nice to me, even when I was in my tiny and broken apartment. Both had maxed out relationships with me. Both are kinda pretty. They would always want to hang out and come over. Dates with Katrina were very romantic. Dates with Zoe were goofy and fun. So I told everyone aside from them that I just wanted to be friends... and started weighing the pros and cons.

I did some googling... And everyone said that having a goofball sim in your house is a bad idea. Something to do with them messing up your toilet all the time. Jealousy is a bit easier to manage since I would be home often anyway. So I guess Zoe had to go. But man... breaking it off with her... was hard. My cursor would hover over the option.... and I just couldn't do it. This went on for a while. The attachment was too real.

But I did it. I'm sure it was just a coincidence but when I invited her over she was already sad. Almost like she knew it was coming. But I did it. :( It was the right thing to do. Can't be messing around like that.

I made it official with Katrina and that was nice. We had a date at the lama restaurant. That was sweet. I asked her to move in. In time we were both painting, making money, jogging together and in between the hustle, I was building a nice play room for the future kids.

She would get jealous now and then but that wasn't that bad. But then... I noticed something. She would also... get sad. Because she missed her family. I was like ayt, let me invite her two sisters over.

FAM. FAM. They were not her sisters!! They were her whole DAUGHTERS!! That's the kind of info you maybe should let someone else know!! And she had some boy toy in her house as well?? And they also have kids?? But meanwhile she invites me on a date every other night?? What is this???!!

I'm going to break up. Ask her to move out. And focus on ME.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.