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There are few fates worse than death and this is one of them. I could fry an egg on my phone after two minutes of trying to play. Scientists claim the earth is millions of years old which is still shorter than how long it takes for the game to register I shot someone. Matchmaking makes me want to yeat myself into a black hole. I rather stick my balls into a particle excelerator than try to play this. The only dumber thing than me installing the game was me hoping it would be at least decent. This makes Apex mobile look like Black Ops II. So many words, so many languages, but none of them describe this bullshit. If someone broke into my house and John Whicked my family and made me watch and the judge said pick a punishment, I would spare them of this pain and pick something else. God did not intend for humanity to create this abomination. Making a game this bad should be considered a crime.
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