Everyday for the past fifteen years, I have been able to wake up knowing I have purpose in life... This is thanks to my beloved, tender, flavorful, succulent, and seductive one and only - Ghirardelli Chocolate. We first met all those years ago when I went with my bitch ex wife to see her family in San Francisco... My life had no purpose, I was working a dead end job and had good for nothing liberal teenage kids, with an annoying wife to boot. The trip was drab and miserable, grey and devoid of life... until I smelt my newfound love. Ahhh yes, I remember it like it was yesterday, we were riding on those weird ass tram things they have in that city, and amongst the ugly smog filled city I felt her angelic aroma call me from a distance. Without a second thought I immediately jumped off of the vehicle, scrambling down the street until I saw her glorious abode, Ghirardelli square. My penis immediatly stood erect, I dashed into the palace, where I immediately ripped my clothes off and stuck my cock in the Ghirardelli chocolate fountain. I dove in and felt her aura envelop me in that sticky, sweet, brown liquid. I refused to leave, her and I were so intertwined they had to remove the fountain with me to pull me out. Immediately, I divorced my wife after prison and every day since I have spent my life eating nothing but Ghirardelli chocolate squares, bathing in Ghirardelli fudge, and fucking the shit out of my custom Ghirardelli branded fleshlight I commissioned. I live for Ghirardelli, I love for Ghirardelli, I am Ghirardelli.