Ghost being a bedwetter makes sense and is fucking canon btw, idgaf what anyone says. It’s actually a rather common symptom of PTSD, and… I mean come on, is anyone really gonna pretend that Ghost doesn’t have it? If you’ve seen the shit he’s seen, you’re not walking out physically or mentally unscathed. I’m sure he has plenty scars too, who’s to say he hasn’t taken a bullet or two near his stomach or his bladder? That’d definitely fuck your continence up. This is precisely why he refuses to sleep with his lover at first, not unless he’s wearing a big puffy diaper with extremely loose sweatpants to conceal them, but odds of that happening are even lower. He’s so damn prideful that the idea of wearing a diaper offends him, he’s not a damn baby! By the time he’s comfortable enough to even be in the same bed, he’s probably not even sleeping. He knows he needs to, but fuck he can’t risk anything. He’s in and out of the bathroom all night, pissing on the inside of the toilet bowl without flushing so as to not wake you. When the exhaustion finally catches up to him, he thinks he’s safe. He peed just a few minutes ago, he’ll be fine… Right..? Turns out his body was waiting for him to fully relax for this very moment, the moment you finally feel him snuggled up against you is also when you feel a growing warm spot on your ass. At first you think “Wow, Simon sure is warm!” But as it cools off you slowly realize that your lieutenant just fucking pissed on you, and you don’t know whether to sit still and wet yourself too or get up and try your best to clean it.