You did it you crazy bastards. You ruined my marriage,

My wife is leaving me. She cant stand me anymore.

All I talk about is googling En Passant and every time she talks to me i respond with "holy hell!"

We went to therapy but the therapist was clearly a zombie. Every time she spoke I just screamed at her "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED"

I only play chess to maximize En Passant chances. My rating is 245 so you know im better than most of you.

I would be a GM but En Passant is love En Passant is life.

Even though my wife is leaving my love for En Passant grows by the day. I have built a shrine in my yard to worship the glorious En Passant. It is a giant statue of a pawn eating another pawn. My neighbors complained to the city but they dont understand me.

Every day i come here to read the glorious posts of En Passant. Yet every day I become more and more disappointed.

This sub is truely losing its way. I must bring us back to our glory days.

With my wife out of the way I can finally devote myself fully to En Passant. those jumping pawns are just so mesmerizing. They seductively dance beckoning me like sirens

I can hear them coming for me now. they whisper seductively "Gooooooooogle En Passant"