Hey homo in denial,
My name is Clyde, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have of you ever gotten a single ounce of china? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn sonic characters"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Her name is PandaHalo, She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a homo who should just unlive. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch