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Gas Station Sushi
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You! Me! Gas station! What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy! The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight? Bare hand? Bare, naked? Oh, yes please! We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance. Dance..Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfaakfmdlfndlfmrk AAAAA--

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