My theory is that Steve Jobs faked his cancer and is still alive living somewhere in the mountains. My first line of reasoning is that he’s from California—being fake is in his blood. My second line is that it would have made sense for him to dip in 2011 right before tech companies like Apple, Amazon, Tesla and Google became enormously wealthy around 2018 and lost the relatively good public image they once had as the forefront of modernity. If you think about it, despite being a known psychopath and hoarder, Jobs’s name maintains a rather good name relative to his counterparts—Bezos, Musk, Gates (especially after his Epstein involvement), and even Cook (who is known to cozy up to Trump). Jobs is remembered—for some reason—for being altruistic, creative, and humble—qualities any CEO right now would pay for. And Jobs certainly had the money to pay for all the elaborate pomp and circumstance around his death and fuck off to a mountain retreat somewhere if he wanted—or upload his brain to a computer. Thoughts?