Alright, y'all, let's talk about some real conspiracies.

It has been theorized for a while now that area 51 is a Deep Underground Military Base (DUMB). The theory is that what you see on the surface is a small fraction of what's going on beneath the ground. I would like to provide what I believe to be proof of this theory.

Picture 1: The entrance to the DUMB is in the owl's feet.

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Yes, they really are that cliche. "They" have this obsession with owls like the one at Bohemian Grove. If you go to the dropped pin on Google earth you'll see that there is a perfect image of an owl in the landscape of area 51. If you zoom in on the owl's feet you'll see that they are actually pretty standard underground entrances. The entrances are more than big enough to get large truckloads in and out of it.

Picture 2: Spreading out the dirt pulled from underground.

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The problem with DUMBs is that all of the dirt that you pulled out from underground has to go somewhere. The bigger the DUMB the more dirt you'll have to get rid of. One way to do that, especially in the windy desert, is to spread the dirt out over a large surface area. The wind will eventually blow the dirt into the surrounding area such as what happens with sandstorms. If you look at the desert area surrounding area 51 you'll see a bunch of these dirt circles connected to each other by small dirt roads. My theory is that the dirt taken from excavation of the DUMB is dropped in these areas where a bulldozer drives around in a circle to even the dirt out so it can be taken away by the wind.

Picture 3: The extra piles of dirt.

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There is a road connecting this area directly to the main base at Area 51 and the owl entrance located there. I believe this is a staging area for all of the extra dirt that is waiting to be spread out. If you've ever seen a construction site while they're digging a basement or something you'll see a pile of dirt just like the one shown. The dirt typically goes on a belt machine that carries the dirt to the top of the pile and creates a large pile like the ones shown. There are dozens of these piles spread out over this area.

In conclusion: Area 51 is a deep underground military base. I believe this is solid proof.

Another interesting point is that Bob Lazar stated UFO testing was done near Lake Papoose and that the entrance to the UFO bunkers was inside of Mount Papoose on the side of the Papoose dry lake bed.

The owl entrance just happens to be on the other side of Papoose mountain with its feet (the entrance) leading into the mountain where Bob Lazar stated the UFO bunkers were.

The UFOs are inside of and beneath Papoose Mountain! The entrance to the UFO bunkers is through the feet of the owl on the Northwest side of the mountain!