Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a conlang within 1 hour (the honor system will be used here, please be honest and time yourself!) that includes the following (I've included links to the Wikipedia articles or some other good source to give you a quick rundown of what each one is):

1. Verb system with at least 3 tenses

2. Set word order

3. Complete Swadesh List

4. (Optional) An interesting or cool fact about your language, or include phonotactic or prosodic rules

5. At least one of the following features:

• Some form of conscript (you can take a picture of a handwritten one, create a font, or draw one in Paint or GIMP or something)
• Three different cases with a distinctive marker for each
• Three noun classes with markers for each
  
• For your Swadesh List, derive the words from natlangs or established conlangs (preferably not your own) and create an etymology list along with meanings for those words.
• Translate either The Ant and the Grasshopper or the last paragraph of The Birth of Hermes section of this webpage

The most important part is that you comment on this with a link to your language, step 4 if you did it, and the requirement you chose to fulfill 5. The creator of the best conlang will receive a virtual hug and glorious fame!