I try not to jerk off too often since I like to stay productive during my days and not worry about incorporating jerking off everyday so I don’t miss something important to do for myself. However, when I do jerk off idk what it is about it but I love to get my dick as wet as possible.

Before I jerk off I try to drink as much water or consume as much liquid as I can so I can produce the most amount of saliva for my pleasure. As I am soft, I lay fully nude on my bad and pour a massive glob of lotion onto my dick cock. I slowly rub all of the lotion all over my cock, then proceed to get as much saliva into my mouth and slowly spit it out and onto my dick. With the mixture of the lotion and spit, it continue to stroke myself until my dick is fully coated. I continue to do this until I am fully erect to the full 7” that I have down there. And for a bit more of context, I am as straight as a pencil ;)

From here, I fully stroke my shaft. Starting at the head of my dick, and slowly running my hand down my shaft and to the base of it. As I do this I am gripping it with slight pressure, but not too much. I continue this until I feel the saliva dripping down to my balls and just watch as my wet cock is dripping from all the spit. I continue to spit on my cock to the point where my hand is fully coated in my sweet saliva and my cock is coated and glistening.

As I stroke myself with full motion, I come back to the tip of my shaft and run the palm of my hand over the tip of my cock. This sends shockwaves up and down my body and I begin to have full body convulsions from the pleasure and tease. Then once I’ve had enough, I apply a little more pressure with my index finger to the underside of my cock just below the head. This is my sweet spot. I start quickly stroking myself until I am close to cumming. I like to torture myself, so just when I feel myself about to cum I fully stop and pinch the head of my cock so I cannot cum just yet and feel my balls tingling and my body convulsing again as it has the sensation that I am going to cum but without actually cumming.

I do this a few times then once I feel I can’t hold it in any longer, I allow myself to cum. Covered in so much saliva I watch my sperm shoot out of my cock and all over my body. Then I just lay there, my cock throbbing and my body shaking as the cum slowly drips down my shaft.

For the females reading this, is this a massive turn on to read this in depth or just weird that I’m talking about this rn?