This is just a little amusement I thought I would share from a few years back when I was sharing a house with a couple of guys.

We all had a night out, and some went pretty heavy on the drinking. My house mate (Steve) and his girlfriend (Hannah) were really going for it for one reason or another.

The following morning, I headed out for an early run, unable to sleep for a banging headache and feeling the need to move.

I returned to find Hannah making toast and tea in the kitchen. It wasn’t unusual for her to do this, usually in a tank top, panties and Ugg boots. She was relatively slender, had a good ass and the attitude “you’d see more on a beach” to her clothing, so was comfortable in our house in her undies.

This particular morning, she was still very drunk, and so was Steve. So much so, he hadn’t got up yet. Hannah spoke to me, asking if I wanted toast, tea and if I had had a good night. She was completely oblivious to the fact that she’d forgotten her underwear. She carried on making the toast and tea, we spoke about the night out and I enjoyed the view of her rather pert ass, and learnt that she kept herself neatly trimmed down there. As she moved to leave the kitchen, I wished her look with Steve. “Oh and Hannah, you wouldn’t see that much on a beach” I said, her standing there with two cups of tea in one hand and a plate of toast in the other. She looked at me confused, and I gestured down her body. “I forgot my pants didn’t I?” She asked. “Yup” I responded. “I’m never drinking again” she said, turning and leaving the room.

We’ve not spoken of this incident ever since!