When I was in college I was crazy about this girl and was good friends with her but she didn't have interest in me that way. She married a guy in my class that I hated and we feel out of touch. About ten years later I ran into her in London and we ended up having a few drinks. I told her how much I fancied her and she told me she did too but thought I wasn't interested, which made no sense.

I said well it's a shame we're both mashed now and she said, I won't tell if you won't. So we went back to her hotel room and fucked the night away and it was incredible. We've seen eachother about ten times now and it's the best sex of my life.