My wife's college roommate came to visit us after Thanksgiving since she was in the area. One morning I was in the hallway as she was coming out from her shower, wrapped in a towel.

I made commented along the lines of, "Damn - I forgot to turn on the secret camera."

From what my wife has told me, she was a little wild in college, got wilder in her 20s, but kind of settled down in her late 30s. But she had also become a fitness fanatic and started doing bikini body building comps, and got fake tits along the way.

Without skipping a beat, she opened up her towel and said, "You would have loved watching a tape of what I did with that shower wand."

I was awestruck. Slight abs, great tits, and a little Irish trinity knot tattoo where a bush would normally be, and she was completely hairless. I've already jerked off twice and fucked my wife once while thinking about her.