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So, I’m 22, and here’s my little nighttime struggle: I sometimes have to fart when I’m sleeping. I know, super attractive, right? The problem is my boyfriend loves to cuddle, and we always sleep like spoons. I’m the small spoon, so my back is right up against his face.
Now, I’m not trying to be a jerk here so I always wait until he’s fully knocked out before I handle my business, if you know what I mean. But the whole time I’m laying there like, Please fall asleep faster!
At least I haven’t been caught yet... I think! But hey, at least my farts don’t stink they just make noise!
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