This story happened to me when I was about 25 or 26 years old. Probably around 2007 or 2008. I was doing a ton of online dating back then and went out with tons of women. I wasn’t very picky I just, enjoy going on dates and occasionally having sex with some of them. I had a great time in my 20s, didn’t have a ton of serious girlfriends, but enjoyed the single life.

The story is about a girl who I met on match.com. She was a college softball player and we got to talking pretty quickly. She was funny and seemed to want to just have a good time. I met her at A bar in the city for drinks. The first time we went out. We hung out for a while and I realized after we had had a few drinks that she was a very sexual woman. The conversation was pretty normal for the first hour or two, but after she had had a few drinks, things shifted quickly. She was pretty open about her sexuality and talked about her experiences as a college softball player. She kept telling me that softball players were the horniest college athletes. She talked a lot about how a lot of the team was lesbians, but that they were pretty good about respecting everyone’s boundaries. She did say that they told the raunchiest sex stories and that they partied very very hard. She started telling me that she did experience a few female female sexual night, but that she was definitely into guys. She started telling me about some of her college boyfriends and how she had dated a division one football player. she said he was a huge black, dude, and when she said that she laughed. I remember asking her “what was so funny?“ and she responded “well, the stereotype about black dudes is very very real.” We both started laughing very hard at that. I was feeling pretty good so I followed up with “Really? So he was big?” she laughed and said “I was not expecting to talk about this but whatever, Yes, he had a huge dick.“ at this point I was feeling pretty open, so I just asked “how big was it?” I seem to remember, she held up her two fingers about 10 inches apart and said “about this.” I remember thinking of myself, “oh shit I cannot match up with that.” So I said something along the lines of “OK that’s fucking huge, i can’t match that but I am pretty good sized. “ She smiled, and laughed and said “how big is good sized?” I told her about 8 inches. I remember she smiled and said “OK that is perfect, my ex-boyfriend’s dick was way too big.”

At this point, we just started swapping stories. She talked about how she was always really horny and how she loved sex. We actually had a great time, talking about our sex lives and our favorite positions, etc. after a while, she asked if I wanted to go back to her place. I of course excepted. She lived pretty close to where we were having drinks so we just walked back. As soon as we walked out, she grabbed my hand and started to kiss me. She was a very very sloppy kisser. I remember she stuck her tongue in my mouth immediately. We made out for a bit and she said “I’ve been wanting to do that for the last hour.” I remember walking back to her place, and when we got there, she grabbed us a bottle of wine, and we started drinking more. I remember we were sitting on her couch having some wine, when she climbed on my lap and straddle me insert making out with me again, I remember her sitting on my lap and I was grabbing her tits over her shirt. I didn’t even have to take her shirt off, she started to get undressed right there on the couch. She had a very thick body. Definitely a softball player type body. Thick legs and a big ass. She had on jeans that I began to unbutton. She lived alone so we didn’t have to worry about anyone else being around. As I undid her jeans she stood up so I could pull them off. She had on a black lacy thong that showed off her giant ass cheeks. I remember grabbing them as she straddled me again. I have huge hands and I remember I couldn’t even get my hands around each ass cheek. It was pretty hot.
After a while she started unbuttoning my pants and as soon as they came off she devoured my cock. She sucker a great dick. I remember her slobbering all over it as she used her hand to slide up and down as she bobbed her head. She was fucking sexy.

After a while I pulled her onto the couch onto her back. I remember her laying there and spreading her legs so I could see her thong in full view. I just remember her thick legs opening up and seeing that black thong being devoured by her giant ass.

I kissed the inside of her thighs and slowly moved up towards her pussy. Here’s where it gets weird.

I started rubbing her pussy over her thong, this was totally normal. She was moaning and I could feel her getting wet through her thong. I was pretty turned on at this point. I figured I was definitely going to fuck her. I remember moving her thong to the side and started fingering her pussy. It was soaked. I don’t think I’ve ever felt a wetter pussy in my life. Just sopping wet with her juices. I started fingering her slowly as she moaned loudly. It was instantaneous loud moaning. Fucking amazing.

I love eating pussy. It’s one of my favorite sexual things to do. I enjoy it and I’m pretty fucking good at it. I love giving women orgasms from oral.

I was ready to start eating her out so I grabbed her thong from the thin elastic and she lifted her ass off of the couch so I could slip them off. I remember this clearly. As I took them off and she she opened up her thick legs again, I stared at what was the biggest clit I’ve ever seen. It looked like 1-2 inch tiny penis. I’d never in my life and since seen a clit that big. I honestly wasn’t sure what to do. I was horny as shit but I was not sure if I could eat her out. I had told her I loved oral but I was second guessing myself at this point lol.

I decided to keep fingering her since she was loving it so much. Here’s where another weird thing happened. As I started fingering her again she was queefing the loudest queefs I’ve ever heard. I mean loud. It sounded like poofs coming out of her pussy. I’ve never heard anything like that before. I was still doing it but in my head I started wondering how the hell I was going to get myself out of this. I charged ahead and kept fingering her and began to rub her asshole. She really loved that so I said fuck it and started fingering asshole too. She went crazy over this. I was fingering her pussy with one hand and fingering her asshole with the other. She went absolutely insane. She started gyrating her hips up and down and had a massive screaming orgasm. She moaned so damn loud. She came for about 30 seconds and started laughing saying “holy shit that was fucking amazing.” I was still not sure how I was going to keep going but she seemed like she was ready for more. I remember she started blowing me again right after she came. Again she gave great head. She started spitting on my dick and deepthroating me while she stroked my cock. I came in about two minutes, she didn’t swallow but ended up having me cum all over her tits. I shot a load all over her and laid back exhausted from my orgasm.

I was ready to gtf out of there but she poured us more wine and put her thong back on. There I was sitting butt naked with a glass of wine in one hand and this woman in her black thong drinking her own glass. We finished the glass of wine and I’m pretty sure she wanted round two but I told her I had to work the next day. We made out a little longer and then I got my clothes on and took off. We messaged a few times after that since I’m not into ghosting women, but I never saw her again.

Man. Sometimes I kick myself for not fucking her because I’m sure it would be amazing, but I will never get her giant clit out of my head. Fun memories.

100% true story. Feel free to message me with any questions or details.