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I hope they serve beer in hell
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So earlier this summer I was visiting my Dad in New England and on his coffee table he had a book called ā€œI hope they serve beer in hellā€ by Tucker Max (Tucker if you read this I wanna fuck you). It was a book of short stories from his younger years filled with hilarious stories and stories of his sexual debauchery and exploits. One story was about this time he was in Vegas and was at a club with bathroom doors that frosted when it was locked and clear when it was unlocked. He took a girl in there and when he was banging her over the sink he was unlocking and locking the doors so those on the outside could get a peek of him filling up the hole of this chick from behind. It didnā€™t end up well because a bouncer got in but up until that part I was fantasizing about being the slut getting fucked or being the one doing the pleasuring. Been to Vegas and LA and found a few places that had this type of setup and either wasnā€™t prepared to partake in this fantasy.

Fast forwardā€¦.Miami.. currently work on a yacht and we docked in Miami yesterday for maintenance and to be dry docked for this next hurricane. Maintenance means no charters ,meaning this girl right here has no ship to keep on course, so this girl goes wild with her crew. Out clubbing and enjoying myself, found a play-toy from UofMiami (Go Canes) that was very submissive and a pleaser. A few more drinks in and Iā€™m very happy, very horny and my inhibitions were left on the yacht with my panties. We go to out table and my toy and talking with her friends and two my girls from the yacht go to use the bathroom. As we are waiting in line I see it, my holy grail, my frosted door, and Iā€™m definitely prepared to partake tonight, Iā€™m drunk and Iā€™ve got a partner who wants to please. Itā€™s a single stall but we do what girls do and when itā€™s time our time we all go in because we need to ā€œpowderā€ our noseā€™s and go pee. Unfortunately the setup doesnā€™t allow for me to be able to unlock the door when Iā€™m getting my pussy eaten or when Iā€™m eating pussy. Tell my girlfriend from the yacht that Iā€™m going to need her help fulfill a fantasy and I got the ā€œOh Lawdā€ look but once I fill her in sheā€™s down. Step 1, complete, step 2, get my toy into the bathroom with my girlā€¦ easy, sheā€™s a pleaser. My girl and I sit down next to my toy, one of us on each side. I lean in and start making out with her, I grab my girls hand and put it on my toyā€™s breasts, bite her lip and pull back and give her the ā€œher turn look and motion to my girlfriend, my toy does as sheā€™s told and starts making out with my girl, I run my fingers up my toys legs and get to her thong, and whisper to her, I want your thong and she raises her ass so I can pull them down and off (saves me from having to do it in the bathroom). My fingers are now back under her skirt, rubbing at her wet slit as my girl is making out with her and now has one of my toys boobs completely exposed as sheā€™s rubbing them and playing with her nipple. My finger parts her lips and I slit two fingers in to a muffled moan as sheā€™s still lip locked. I kiss her next and finger her and say itā€™s my turn again and she returns to me, my pace with my fingers increases and I rub her clit and my girl starts to suck on her nipples. I say letā€™s all go to the bathroom to continue and sheā€™s up and fixing her skirt and tube top instantly. We enjoy our hands on each other while in line and light kisses between us. Once we get in the bathroom we are all deeply kissing each other and exposing more clothing, I get my girl on the sink first so she can get hers before having to complete the important task of unlocking the door. Skirt up and boobs out I tell my toy to make her happy and she immediately has her face between her legs, I hike up my toys skirt so I can finger her from behind as I switch between kissing and sucking on the nipples of my girl. My toy is good with her tongue because my girl definitely had an orgasm that caused her legs to shake. Once she was taken care of, I completely removed my toys skirt and pulled her tank top down exposing her amazing tits. I position myself between her legs and give my girl the look as my tongue enters a sweet and soaked pussy, and my hands enjoying her perky tits and pinching and pulling at her nipples. My face soaked as I licked her from hole to hole, using my tongue to work its magic with my face buried deep in her loveliness. All the while my girl is unlocking and locking the door. She told me later that the line turned into what looked like a movie screening with clapping and hands in the air. Mind you, with it being a single stall there were men and women enjoying the show. I quickly got get to orgasm and we all fixed ourselves and ā€œpowderedā€ our noses again and walked out to clapping, cheers and a bunch of people longing to be pleased. My toy was confused by the clapping and said ā€œGuess they are happy we are done, definitely held up the line longer than expected ā€œ. So my toy and girl got theirs and my pussy needed pleasing, we all left together to go back to our hotel, this Domme needed hers and definitely got it. Tucker Max thank you for the idea to live out this experience!

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