My wife and I live alone with no roommates. I stick to a pretty regular routine everyday and my mornings are no different. It was a Saturday morning and the first thing I did was get out of bed and start heading to the kitchen. Although we live alone I normally sleep in shorts just because I find it more comfortable.

I walked into the kitchen with my eyes barely opened to get some water. After I closed the fridge and turned around I noticed my wife’s friend sitting at the table with a cup of coffee in her hand and her eyes wider than I’d ever seen them. I quickly notice my morning wood was showing all its glory and quickly tried to cover it up.

I asked her where my wife was and she told me that she was outside with the dog. I quickly apologized and went back to the bedroom. At this point it was damn near impossible to get my morning wood to go down. It was so hot being seen by another woman.