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I Fucked a Bartender and Her Friend
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After my band finished its last set, I hung at the bar, flirting with the Mary, the best friend/roommate of Chrissy, the bartender I'd known for years. Mary was all about getting boned by me...and anyone who smiled at her. Chrissy pretended not to notice, but when it came to closing time, Mary promised me a good time if I'd drive her and Chrissy home, sealed with a sloppy wet kiss.

Chrissy noticed and, as Mary went to pee, she told me that Mary was a whore and I would do better if I stayed away from Mary. Then she nuzzled my neck and pressed herself against me. I was kinda freaking out because I had lusted after Chrissy for a while.

Mary popped up at the bar as Chrissy was finishing up and came over and rubbed her body all over me, ensuring Chrissy watched.

Ohhhh crap. I was caught in the middle. And, yes, I was definitely soon literally in the middle of these two lovely ladies.

As Mary sucked my cock {eagerly would be the polite description}, Crissy was rubbing her shaved cut against my tongue. The ladies seemed to settle into a truce as I fucked one then the other. So much fun!

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