I had a flu a couple of days ago, and had gone to the hospital to get it checked out. The doc seemed friendly enough in the beginning. It was time for my temp check and a nurse brought the thermometer and other things to check my vitals. The doc goes "she's sneezing a lot, we can't do it orally". So the nurse just nodded, put the kit down and stepped out of the room, closing the door behind her. Doc goes "bend over, let's check your temp rectally." I was a bit stunned. No one's ever stuck anything up there before. I ask "can't we just do it in my mouth? Or my armpit?" He says, "you may bite down on it, which will be a big problem. And armpits aren't accurate. Don't worry. It's painless."
With no real option left, he motioned me to bend over the examination table. He undid the pants I was wearing for examination, and pulled them a few inches down. Not far enough to see my vagina, but enough for my cheeks to be in the air and, of course, for my asshole to be seen. I was already mortified by this, and then he proceeds to spread my cheeks apart a bit. "Standard procedure, don't worry," he says. I distinctly felt his gloved finger on my hole next, just a light (but firm) rub. He says "get ready," as he removed his finger, and I feel the cold thermometer on my hole. I instinctively twitch, but he keeps his hand my left cheek and says "breathe". He starts pushing it in, I feel its coldness going deeper in me till it reaches however deep its supposed to be. It doesn't hurt particularly, but the embarrassment is too much. He still keeps his hand on my cheek, and his thumb is essentially spreading my cheek a bit. I'm not sure it served any medical purpose. After what seemed like hours, he says "all done!" and gently pulls it out, and asks me to sit up. But not before giving my hole another light rub as if to say Good job. The nurse comes back in and the rest of the procedure goes as expected. He then says "lets do another checkup in 7 days". I'm not too sure if this was standard procedure or not. Just a bit confused. The weird part is that when I think back to this incident, it is just turning me on. Any thoughts?