Well this was not my first Uber experience but it will be the first of a few more Uber stories I have to share.

It was New Year’s Eve and I was out in San Diego with a friend, we had been drinking for a bit so we had to use an Uber to drive us into the Gaslamp District, he pulls up, handsome looking guy around his mid forties and we all get to talking, turns out he was recently divorced so he was spending his NYE out working instead of doing anything fun. Now we were about 20 minutes or so from Gaslamp so as we got a bit closer I asked “well how about some New Years titties?” He laughed and said “that would be great!” And played it off by talking about how that would make his lonely night better but that he could only wish, so I lift my shirt up and let him see, he says “wow those are beautiful, are they real?” So I say “of course they are, want to touch them?” He says he can’t because of whatever Uber rules and stuff so I’m just like “who’s going to tell?” He reaches over and puts his hand on my left tit and says “these are great!” And my first thought is “seriously? You’re touching like it’s your first time!” So I put my hand on his and make him squeeze and move his hand between both tits, he gets comfortable and rubs and squeezes my tits for about 5 minutes or so before he says “this is probably the best night I have had in a few years but we should probably put these away before we get into the high traffic area” so we did and chit chatted a bit more and finally got to our destination. He comments again how I’m the best customer he’s ever encountered and drives off.

Sometimes I feel guilty for doing this stuff and other times I really don’t care.