I own a small business and have some repeat customers, mostly contractors. One guy has been a customer for years, is quite a character. He's married, around my age. He was in to place an order one day and asked how much it would be, (probably worth $200-300) I said jokingly "a couple thousand dollars" he laughed and said "yeah right, blow me" and gabbed his crotch. To which I replied "that's extra" we joked a little more and I told him it would be $250 and would take a few days. A few days later he came in to pick up the job and we were talking and joking around again and he said it again ", yeah right, blow me" and grabbed his crotch I said again , " I told you, that's extra" that's when he said, that his wife hasn't sucked his cock in 3 years, l was like "damn bro, you need a blowjob, 3 years?" He said she was a terrible cocksucker and hated doing it so he stopped trying. After he left I texted him some memes about blowjobs and one said "I'm not gay but $20 is $20" He texted back a picture of a 20 dollar bill. I sent a few more blowjob memes and then the texting stopped. A few days later he stopped by and slapped a 20 dollar bill down on my desk... I was like "what's that for?" He says "you know what that's for" and grabbed his crotch again. I threw the 20 back at him laughing and said "get outta here" he picked it up and put it back on my desk and said " I told you it's been 3 years and you offered, let's go!" Grabbing his belt buckle and walking towards me. I was like " you're serious? You want me to suck your cock?" Before I knew it his cock was out and inches from my face, so I said "ok, you need it" and slurped down his cock, he came in a matter of minutes. He told me I was great, zipped up and went back to joking around, then left. A week later he came by and had a grin on his face. I said " back for more?" And he took his cock out again. I took the 20 from last week and stuck it back in his pocket and gave him a great blow job. Since that he came back about once a week. Now that's customer service!