So for the past 7 years I have had a close friend group and have been single for the majority of it, most of my friends think that I can’t hold a relationship down or that I am turning gay (I’m not).

I always dress smart, and am the guy they leave their girls with if they meet someone out (shame on them) I act like the responsible one on nights out but that’s just because I have rules for myself and those who I sleep with.

The real reason is that I have been on a somewhat fuck fest which I must have missed in my teens, and the worst part is. I’ve slept with two of my mates girls before they got together which they don’t know about.

I have a shelf in my room filled with toys which have been a source of pleasure of the girls I have met but not one of my mates have ever seen it because I never invite them in. They believe my room might be a mess or have some weird things going on.