I posted this as a comment on someone else's post. But, I thought it'd make a good post of my own.

EDIT SO EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS:

I was too young to know better, and puberty hit way too early. I was diagnosed with hypersexuality, and excessive testosterone. I was obsessed with sex. I had neglective, alcoholics for parents who didn't teach me what's ok and not ok. When I learned it was wrong, I burned the tapes and stopped going through people's personal belongings.

When I was younger, all of my parents' friends trusted me to house sit, or just oop in out while they were out of town or whatever. Let the dogs, let em out a few times a day, take the cans out on garbage day, etc. Lots of folks in the neighborhood did, too. I had been the paper boy when I was a kid, I mowed their lawns and shovelled their driveways.

Anyway, I loved to snoop. I knew who was into weird shit. This was back in the days of vhs camcorders. EVERYONE made sex tapes! People kept polaroids, too. I figured out who's wives or husband were cheating. I'd sometimes find sex toys or bondage gear. All kinds of wild stuff!

Anyway, my old man had a dual VCR set up, so he could make copies of movies he rented. So, I made copies of everyone's sex tapes and I'd masturbate to my neighbors and family friends all the time.