Ok so basically.... I knocked one out while on the phone to my wife the other day, loved it but I don't know if this makes me strange.....

I was in the shower when she called and she knew that I was. We don't have much of a sex life, (roughly 1 fumble a year of I'm lucky) So she called, we were chatting, I was lathering, all of a sudden I started getting my Sex nerves (what I get when I think we might have sex, fyi it hardly ever ends in sex) and I started getting hard and just kinda went for it. It felt great and I'm considering doing it again but I'm not sure how she'd feel.

I didn't dare tell her incase she freaks out thinking I'm a weirdo or something..... Am I? Would you do this?

TL;DR Had a 5 knuckle shuffle in the shower the other day whilst on the phone to my wife, we hardly have a sex life and I'm not sure what she'd say if she knew.... But I want to do it again.....