So I’m from Wisconsin and used to work on a dairy farm. My boss was ok looking… but add the carpenter jeans and cutoff shirts during the summer and I would get really flirtatious with him. I was in charge of running the silos to feed the heifers and dry cows. The way this silo worked was I controlled a lever that lowered a device on top of the cylindrical column of chopped up fermented hay that would scrape off the very top layer and shoot it out the hole in the side of the silo. The haylage would then fall onto a conveyor belt and be run out to the feeder bunk for the cows. Well I came up with a plan to lower the Device too low so that it had to work really hard to scrape the top layer of Haylage off. And just as I Hoped would happen, a belt got fried in the process and I texted my boss to see if there were any belts the same size up in the machine shed. He said there was and he’d bring one up to me in the silo because it was actually a 2 person job anyways. So long story short, we flirted the whole time we worked together getting the belt back in but before we climbed back down the silo I kind of grabbed his hand and put it on my ass, that was all he needed because he started making out with me and before I knew it his hands were up my shirt and my hands were down his pants and god damnit that was some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had! But looking back I feel a little guilty that he was married.