So, this is probably one of the most awkward things that’s ever happened to me, and I still cringe every time I think about it.

A while ago, I started an OnlyFans as a side hustle. It wasn’t a big deal—I figured it was easy money, and honestly, it was fun at first. I didn’t tell anyone at work because, you know, boundaries. Everything was going fine until... my boss accidentally subscribed.

At first, I had no idea he even knew about it. He was just acting super weird—avoiding me, fumbling his words, and turning red every time we talked. I thought maybe he was having a bad week or something. Then during lunch, one of my coworkers joked about how “everyone has a side hustle these days” and mentioned this “OnlyFans blonde” who apparently looked a lot like me.

I just laughed it off and said something like, “Haha, must be my twin!” But my boss went dead silent. Like, stone cold silent.

Later that day, he called me into his office, and I was like, oh no, did I mess up a report or something? Nope. He looked so uncomfortable and just blurted out, “I think I accidentally subscribed to your OnlyFans.”

I froze. My brain was doing somersaults. I didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or quit on the spot. Apparently, he didn’t know it was me at first, but then he recognized a tattoo I have in one of my videos. I didn’t even think anyone noticed that tattoo IRL!

He apologized like crazy, saying it was a total accident, and promised he canceled his subscription (sure, Jan). I tried to play it cool and joked, “Well, at least now I know who’s paying my bonus.” He didn’t laugh.

It’s been a while now, and we both just pretend it never happened. But every time I see him in the hallway, I want to crawl into a hole.