Last night my kids slept over my sister's house and had a "cousin's sleepover" with her kids. We do this for each other sometimes so my wife and I had a date night, and vice versa.

Wife and I had a nice dinner out. Came home and had plans for intimate romance.

We get home, she's changing out of her clothes, I go to my daughter's room and got this thing she has projects stars and stuff onto the ceiling.

My wife asked me what the hell I was doing. I said "I want to have sex in space"

She laughed and called me stupid. I set it up in our bedroom and had "sex in space".

It was cool. My wife called me a dork. I told her she just had sex with a dork in space.