Very light confession I suppose, but I've felt bad about it ever since. I don't recall how it happened exactly other than I smashed it cause I cycled too close to the van and I was high on either weed, kratom, or both. Anyway, sorry to whoever van that was and I'm lucky they didn't have a ring doorbell lol. I don't remember the extent of the damage, but while still perfectly driveable and mostly visible, I'm not sure it would pass an MOT.

Well about 2 years later I ended up smashing my wing mirror while pulling out from home cause my car accidentally rolled back at an angle somehow perfectly hitting my mirror with a wooden fence completely shattering the whole thing. My driving test was 3 days after that iirc, so, karma I guess lol.