I'm a junior high school teacher. I can honestly say I'm great at my job. The kids have fun in my classes and most of them get good grades and learn new things. I stay after school and run a robotics club which I love! I truly enjoy what I do and I try my best to help where I can. I have consistent lesson plans and I communicate with parents promptly. Most of them are grateful to have someone in the school to talk to about their children.

However, it takes a lot out of me and when I get home I do a shot or 3 of vodka and drink seltzers and spiked drinks. I enjoy getting pretty tipsy to the point I would say I'm mostly drunk. I watch old 90s cartoons and play video games till I crash around 1030 and then get up at 6 am to get to school on time.

I don't think I'm setting a great example but... I guess the kids don't know, right???