Let me explain.

I normally eat lunch at my desk. Let's say that I decide to eat sushi that day. Now, he is always on the phone casually talking to work friends. If he sees me walk by with sushi then he will proceed to say something like this over the phone "what do you think of Japanese food? I think sushi is overrated."

Another example, recently I got a haircut and while he is on the phone he sees me and a few minutes later he literally says "sorry to change the subject, but am I crazy or is February a weird time to get a haircut? Because everyone gets one before Christmas right?"

First of all, is this mother fucker even on the phone? Second, even if he were on the phone, can he just fuck off?

Or let's say I'm on the phone with an agent from overseas, say Jebel-Ali, for a reason that can't wait due to time differences. Do you know what this fucker does? He'll maybe be occupied for an hour or two, but when he gets a chance he calls up one of his buddies and first thing he says is, "am I crazy or is it worth talking to Jebel-Ali agents over the phone? I don't get why people do that, just mark the email as urgent."

I just ignore him. He doesn't have the balls to say anything to my face, fucking bitch.