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I just molested a tic
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I was just cleaning up after masturbating, and discovered a black thing on my dick which I assumed was just lint from my underwear or something like that. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that it was a tick, sitting there, firmly biting into my foreskin. It must have been there when all the action happened so I guess Iā€™m a bug molester now.

(And yes, Iā€™m practicing safe sex with a TBE-vaccination.)

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