Oh, God! I don't even know where to begin with this, but I thought it would be interesting to be able to share some of the funniest things that have happened at work... to me with someone other than my fiancee.

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Let's call him Jake. Jake has been a client for about 4 years. Jake enjoys being pegged, but on this particular occasion, I guess he didn't do a very good job of getting it all out first because after his hands-free finish, I slowly pulled out, and you guessed it, he spit on the bed. So there I am, standing over a pile of poop with a "crappy" strap on that I was too

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Let's name this man Kevin. He's a bit more hazy. After a good 20 minutes of battling, we managed to shift the mattress halfway off the bed, and Ralph rolled me off and onto the floor. It was hilarious until the doctor informed me that I had three tears in me from it, so we received a sizable tip at the conclusion.

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We stan men who don't mind a golden gaytime, so let's call this one Stan. Old mate Stan is a house reg and has grown accustomed to my taste. He would lay on the shower floor while I did my job, and once he just came in right after I relieved myself, so I drank a liter of water and hoped for the best. Nonetheless, the time came for the shower and I was STRUGGLING to go, so I was pushing pretty hard