I just don't see why though. I'm almost 40, not the most attractive man, but not Danny Devito looking either. This ring on my left hand says I'm married, and my 2 kids add the word "happily" to married, but that doesn't stop you from taking a mental Screenshot. I'm not wealthy, but you're gonna wear out some batteries later thinking of me. To be honest, I actually like it that you're gazing me up and down. Kinda gives me a buzz.

Do I really need to cruise through the local college bumping my subs as hard as they can just so I can see you staring at me with those "come f**k me" eyes? No, but I like to. Does it make me a creep? Maybe... don't care... lol

See you at the next car wash fundraiser! And try not scratch my truck.