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Finished pissing at a bar, my hemorrhoid was causing an itch so I flesh to flesh scratched it. Didn't wash my hands. Was exiting when someone I didn't know decided to introduce themselves to me.
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They wanted to shake my hand and I hadn't had time to wipe it on my pants before said conversation. So I just shook a dude's hand who was only trying to be friendly while my index finger was covered entirely in hemorrhoid anus sweat.
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