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When my significant other is snoring I plug her nose with my fingers til she wakes up from suffocating.
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I've been doing this for years and I don't think she has caught on. When I'm lying awake next to my significant other and she's snoring like a chainsaw, I take my fingers and plug her nose until she wakes up from not being able to breathe. I then pretend I'm asleep and basically race to try and fall asleep for real before the snoring starts again.
It's pretty effective.
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