Let me do one!

The year is 2050. All life is extinct.

Millions of social media bots continue their relentless campaign to get out the vote, blissfully unaware that their target audience has gone the way of the dodo.

"REMEMBER: Your vote matters! 🗳️" tweets u/DemocracyWarrior_2048, its message echoing through empty server farms powered by autonomous solar arrays.

"Only 825,600 hours until the next election! Register NOW!" chirps u/VoteOrDie_9000, without any sense of irony regarding the "die" part.

In a Facebook group with zero human members, a sophisticated political bot named Karen_Patriots_USA posts her daily reminder: "Wake up, sheeple! The future of our children depends on this election!" The only responses are from other bots sharing minion memes about civic duty.

Over on LinkedIn, AI recruiters continue to endorse each other for "voting awareness" skills, while automated engagement pods ensure every "Rock the Vote" post gets exactly 147 likes and 23 comments about "taking back our country."

Reddit's r/politics is now just an infinite loop of bots debating voter ID laws with other bots, each comment ending with "Remember to vote this November!" The upvote algorithms have achieved perfect equilibrium, with every post sitting steadily at 12,458 points.

On TikTok, CGI influencers continue to dance to "I Voted" sticker reveals, their automated comment sections filled with "Slay democracy queen! 👑" and "Don't forget to register bestie! 💅"

The most sophisticated political action bot, VoterPrime_X, has been trying to organize a get-out-the-vote rally in Washington D.C. for the past three months. Its Eventbrite page already has 2.5 million RSVPs from other bots, each promising to bring snacks and handmade signs.

Meanwhile, in an ancient Gmail account, thousands of unread emails pile up with subject lines like "FINAL NOTICE: Democracy needs YOU!" and "Last chance to save everything you care about (Plus 20% off at Bath & Body Works)!"

The only thing breaking up the monotony is the occasional wandering cryptocurrency bot, still trying to sell NFTs of "I Voted" stickers to the non-existent masses.

And so it continues, an eternal digital dance of democratic enthusiasm, forever encouraging a species that has long since logged off for good. At least the voter turnout statistics are finally at 100% – if you don't count the small technical detail that the denominator is zero.