And to not wake anyone as it’s almost 5am, but your tired body and brain have other ideas…

Cue you dropping your heavy ass phone (seriously Apple? The pro is stupidly heavy for a clumsy person) onto your own face, narrowly missing your fragile nose and bouncing loudly onto the floor, waking up all three dogs, when the almost deaf one.

Next comes the confused frenzied barking contest to make sure the monster (phone) knows who is boss and not to mess with them again. The window is open so next doors surprisingly high pitched German Shepard joins in too. Add in some expletives and panicked shushing from myself, surely I’ve woken the entire street up….then after a few seconds silence, comes my husbands snoring. Go figure!