Note: This is not a goodbye note or anything remotely close.

Dear wife and kids. We've known eachother for a few decades now, and in your eyes I have a good heart, great discipline, and I am a great parent.

However, there's something I need to get off my chest. You and the kids make me a better person. With you in my life I fight harder to make ends meet, I give 200% on a daily basis to both my job and my family. But when you and the kids aren't around, I'm not as good as you make me out to be. When you and the kids aren't around, I smoke, do coke, drink alcohol and RP with unknown people over the internet while jerking off multiple times per hour.

I will never cheat on you, I will never RP with someone I know or want to know better, and I will never do these things when you and the kids are around. But when I'm alone, you do not and will never understand what type of darkness unleashes within me.

With you around you make me a better human being. Thank you for sticking around.