Hey guys, for the past few years I’ve been posing as ChrisChrispie, leader and founder of Icenia, certified IDF member, ex-Chanada member, and newfriend pearler supreme.

I’d like to come clean. The GOR was always a secret SATO, and later UDF special-ops project to put snitches under the land of innocent build nations such as Mount Augusta. Sadly we never made it to Columbia due to Shades megabrain figuring out our whole operation.

Our later plan was to build a monument to me at each train stop out of obby that would double as an attack bunker under it. This is how we would have epically owned Laconia, sadly Entente did that for us.

I have to get back to playing Animal Crossing New Leaf now and getting new players from Trump rallies. God bless.