A month ago, a vault was constructed between SPQR and HJE by the members of illegitimate “state” Ransakistan. From this vault they conducted obby bombings on Coventhia, Icenia, Commonwealth, Gensokyo, SPQR, and Yoahtl-obby bombings that brought the world together to steamroll them into oblivion.

Unfortunately during that two week long war, I was cruelly knocked into the Ransakistani trench and slaughtered by Admialbang. I was then tortured while in captivity with my brothers Lodish and Hockey.

Sadly, this violent criminal has not been apprehended. He remains on the loose, harming innocents and bringing pestilence to the land, in particular, the -,-. As such he must be slaughtered in game with utmost precision, and his pearl once caught shall be paraded around Icenia City in celebration. The man or woman who delivers me admiralbang’s head will be seen as a hero in the eyes of the grand Republic of Icenia.

ADMIRALBANG WAS LAST SEEN DEFENDING THE CORVUS VAULT