Pronounded: im-PEER-eel SID-on-eye-ate REE-pub-lis

Greetings to all. We have been among your midst for quite some time now, quietly away in our fields, with our kinsmen, in our Fatherland. We've been working, and working for quite some time now, and it's been decided by the Imperial Council, and all 22 of the townsvolk, that we shall speak of our accomplishments, but with much ambiguity.

First, we are presenting evidence forthwith of our existence as a society: as such here. As well as what is nearing completion.

So far, we've had a steady stream of newfriends come in, primarily from our tremendously successful experiments with advertising. You ever look at the list of who's on and ask, "I wonder who that new guy is." Well, that was one of ours, one of us. We are an exuberantly wealthy lot, having made many advances so far. Our current Mayor Direct is a gentleman named Kafkaesque, with eldoradosMONEY as the Deputy Supreme. Birdwingz is the current lead of our Foreign Operations and Cultural Diversity department, so you may be seeing him around as a diplomat. Our Imperial Council's members are to remain anonymous as of now.

Our demands are quite simple: if you see any signs, either literal or figurative, pointing towards our civilization - you must leave the premises at that moment, not to speak about what you've seen. This is in EVERYONE'S best interest, for our current project is in its 3rd stage and will greatly improve everyone's society. This is NOT a threat, but a dire warning for all civilization. Essentially complete silence on the subject is desperately required, other than what has been stated (or what those members decide to divulge below). We have a crack-team of no-lifers working on this, and time is of the essence if anything gets out. This is not a joke, this is not a game - understand.

We have a mercenary force attached to our 3 protted legions. The mercenaries are known as the bella 'mafia quackafella ancaps incorperated by rhyme syndicate three yellow men trillionaire club', with three trillionaires because this is a trillion diamond industry.

For any press inquiries, please refer to the city warden and be prepared by preparing yourself to do the secret handshake which is required for all comments, questions, or concerns. Please note, we do not tolerate fake news, and consequentially will not be taking press inquiries. You may please leave a message after the tone. Tone.