Allow me to explain my side of by far the most retarded e-lego battle royale to ever happen.

About 6 months ago I joined Yoahtl after my town (New Marienburg) had been bombed and destroyed. History just repeats itself. Anyways, for maybe a solid week I had barely spoken in chat and had one purpose of being there. I wanted to mess with bgbba as much as possible because he’s bg. So I did things like memeing in chat and placing water in random places. Minor things, really.

Fast forward to my first pearling when I was accused of theft (from a house that had a chest full of my belongings that was reinforced to my own group). There was a lot of drama regarding the situation but I just brushed it aside because I didn’t really think I was in the wrong, but it was Yoahtlans I was dealing with.

My second pearling came with the theft of diamonds which I denied for a long time just to fuck with bg. My sole purpose was to just fuck with bg as hard as possible. I was pearled and exiled from Yoahtl, which I didn’t fight, I accepted it because i thought I had succeeded my task of pushing bg to the limit.

I came back about a month after this and travelled 8k blocks by foot and boat to get to Yoahtl to discuss reps which I felt I owed to them. I was freed a week earlier and they didn’t even ask for reps, but I was trying to change and make up for my past crimes. I approached the main city (violating my exile) and called out to TheOrangeWizard to talk to me about reps. I explained that I knew I was violating my exile, but it was for a good cause that would benefit Yoahtl. I wasn’t even allowed to finish my explanation before I was pearled again, but I really didnt care at that point.

2 weeks later after being freed again, Southern talks to me about making a Marienburg 2.0 somewhere in the Yoahtlan lands and that we had permission from bgbba himself to build there. I was wary at first because I knew I was exiled from their lands, but Southern reassured me that the exile was lifted. Bg confirmed this himself.

So I log back on and start making my way to the location of the town, along the way on the rail I saw a dude on my minimap named Orinnari. I pointed this out to Southern in VC and continued on my way. The server crashed and I logged back on to see Orinnari close to me and in a minecart. I noticed he was in the exact spot my minecart was if it had travelled a little forward after me disconnecting. He hit me 2 times with a iron axe and ran away with what I thought was my minecart. My instinct kicked in and I chased him to kill him. Not only had he attacked me, but he was running away with my only way out of the rail tunnel. Trust me I did not want to run another 2k blocks with no food. I killed him, took my minecart, left everything else, and continued on my way. The drama that ensues after is irrelevant because it was labeled as a misunderstanding and has been dealt with.

So we began building the town and needed some tools to help us out. We went over to Yoahtl to trade and were instantly met with hostility from the citizens. 4 goons in prot constantly surrounded us with their weapons out. When we arrived to the shop, I was pearled by Altraid within seconds for no reason. I was outraged because I knew I hadn’t done anything wrong.

Luckily, I was freed and my items returned to me and I thought everything would be fine after that. Boy was I wrong. While browsing the other shops, we come across Alexkitty or whatever their name is. We saw he had a female skin, so we held our bibles (yes, we translated the Bible in game) and when he spoke to us we simply said,”Be gone thot!” Little did we know, this was a trigger sentence for him and caused him to go into a state of rage and began furiously murdering our entire group right in the middle of the street. 3 of us were pearled for literal memeing.

We argued for probably a good hour with bg about being released and I’m not necessarily familiar with what was said due to the fact that I was afk half of the time. But in the end, we were freed and a draft of an agreement was made. Everything that happens afterwards along with all the pvp and drama has nothing to do with me. I was not involved in anything that happened after this. This is my side of the story. Thank you for reading.

To bgbba, I feel that I don’t deserve you to add the exile back to my name. Despite my efforts to better myself and make up for my unclean past, you still seem to hold a grudge against me, but I don’t blame you. You need to understand that I meme a lot, but when I need to, I can be completely serious. I am being serious when I tell you that I really haven’t done anything wrong within the past month to deserve another exile.

Now on the topic of chan. You have claimed several times that you would like to see Chan successfully revived, however, each time there is a good opportunity for us to make a comeback, you go in and demolish it. Konigsberg is a prime example of this. We are a community trying to rebuild and have fun on cubeland, but we can’t because you and your Tulpa boys roll in to try to swing your dicks around and ruin everything. I haven’t left Konigsberg a single time since the trade incident in Yoahtl. I truly don’t believe that I deserve an exile for literally doing nothing.

On behalf of Northernbloc, He has done nothing but bring hope into our young Teutonic hearts. He was simply defending our town from a ruthless government that does whatever the fuck it wants. He does not deserve a pearling at all. He has done nothing but protect our interests, while also following your terms. His sacrifice will only make us stronger. It’ll only bring us closer together. You have allowed your power to twist your mind until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Think about this bg. Wake up.

As for the accusations of me doxxing bg, I sent him the picture and asked who’s the handsome person in it and told him that someone released this photo of him. I then told bg who that person was as requested by bg. I haven’t spread the picture to anyone else due to the fact that I know the consequences behind it. It’s a shame that he is trying to pin the blame on me for something I didn’t do. In fact he should be thanking me for giving him a heads up that he was indeed doxxed. I was simply trying to help a brother out. It’s disgusting that I’m getting framed.

Sorry for the long post, but I feel it was necessary.