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36 [m4f] lift up the receiver
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Rustypornman is a male age 36 looking for a female in Cincinnati, OH
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Bearded bear man in a relationship and seeking discretion. Hide your honeypots and those wooden things with the ridges we all use for them. Happy to send pics and even happier to not be a weirdo or ahole if you find your initial interest wavering.

Spring is here and people scamper out of the woodwork like bugs after lifting a rock with renewed vigor and excitement. We will see all the native creatures that inhabit this post apocalyptic wasteland come forth and seek sustenance. Misshapen and pale, we'll all puff our chests and let out the mating call of "like what u see hmu" with an initial rasp as we wait for the sun to cultivate our once mighty libidos.

The season is fleeting however, and soon enough the sky will pour poison on us (hopefully in my pretentious metaphorical way and not with another chemical spill.) I want you and I to break the cycle. I don't really know how.

Primitive cultures had rituals and rites. We have vastly less performative rituals and rites. I have one I'd like to propose: the ritual of sustainability. I want you, you want me. Let's feel it, let's telegraph it to each other. Let's become an ouroboros that eats so fast the cycle disappears entirely. And let's do it in a hotel room every now and again.

Please understand what I have written is overwrought garbage. I want to write "hey anyone wanna have a fling for a good while" but since that's every post, I like to stand out by just offering a stream of consciousness. Its less what I'm writing, and more how the words make you feel. If the words hit you, please reach out.

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a male
Age
36
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a female
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