Some of you noobs actually know what you are doing.

Consider u/BklynMoonshiner:

Status: Noob

Occupation: NASCAR stuff

Location: Earth

Humor: Funny

Cigat knowledge: High and trending upward

Notes: I've been getting paired with good noobs lately. None of these CI sampler sending mofos. No, actual collectors who are serious about their hobby. Shiner proved to be pretty knowledgeable and quite hilarious in our messages. I like this dude.

Send: USPS looking to hire new postman after this recent package blew his truck up.

Evidence: I asked him to send 3-10 and he can actually count. Thankfully, this return is going to be hard enough to top.

• 3x Warped MdT - the long skinny version, 5205
  
• Warped La Colmena Reina - good cigat
  
• La Mission L'atelier 1982 - good cigat
  
• L'atelier Melange Special No. 3 - he says these are good and I'll take his word for it. L'atelier has yet to let me down
  
• Illusione Gigantes - "big bad ceegar"
  
• Davidoff Winston Churchill Late Hour - Hell fucking yeah dude! I didn't even get one of these yet.
  
• 7-20-4 Factory 57 - did some research on this one. I think I'll smoke this first.
  
• Padron 1964 Anni Corona Maduro - He repeated over and over that he likes long, dark, skinny things ;)
  
• Rolled paper bag to keep them tight

But wait there is more.

His letter was beautifully decorated by his daughter. Apparently she thought he was sending me sausage lol.

Last but not least, at the bottom of the box I found a drinking game and some "below the belt cleansing wipes". IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS IN JULY! I can tell you that both of these items will get some use.

Thanks a lot Shiner! Look for my end to be sent in no less than 13 weeks!