Swiping through various dating apps this evening and come across a great looking person and decide to spend a moment looking at what they've written. This is what I learn about this person, in order:

1. Polyamorous. Sweet! I am also polyam and it makes things easier to date other polyam people.

2. Pagan. Also same! Wow this person really is checking off some major boxes for compatibility.

3. They have a kid. Not a total deal breaker for me if they're with said kid's other parent or are fine solo parenting. That's one of the reasons polyam works for me. As long as I'm not about to be stepmom or roped into co-parenting, it's fine and all that jazz.

4. Said kid poops everywhere all the time. The exact line was "my 5 year old shits all over the place so my current hobby is cleaning that up". Ew. Just ew. Why are you talking about your kid's literal SHIT on a dating app?! Disgusting!!!