I went to her wedding in June. JUNE. A week after they got married I told my spouse that we would get a baby announcement by Christmas. My brother got married in August. I expect the same from him.

They sent me a picture of the ultrasound. I haven't made any kind of reply yet because, honestly, what the fuck do I say? "I'm sorry you forgot a condom?"

This is literally the worst time ever to have a baby. Y'all know this, it's discussed here daily. My only response so far has been to set a reminder to call my doctor about a vasectomy tomorrow after work and then pour more booze into my drink.

My family is religious, everyone but me is a christian baptist. I'm expecting pregnancy for my sister and my brothers wife on the regular for the next decade and I'm ALREADY tired of it. I knew it would be like this.

A friend of mine said to just reply "okay! 👌" And I honestly might just do that, if I say anything at all.