I play a lot of video games, one of them being an MMO. Part of the MMO aspect is having a party of people (all of which are equally important) working together through dungeons or bosses and stuff like that. It's all great right?

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It's all great until a critical party member says "brb the baby is crying". And I'm just sitting at my computer twiddling my thumbs for 5-10 minutes, watching the characters on my screen do AFK dance animations and whatnot. I feel horribly petty about it, but it just reassures my CF stance. Why have kids when I could play video games without interruptions? Hell, not having a child is ensuring my ability to keep paying my monthly subscription for this MMO.